
Does this phone look familiar?
It was an era filled with crimped hair, acid wash jeans, and jelly bracelets. Who can forget the fads of the 80’s. But who saw this coming? Those big bulky cell phones…theeeey’rrrre baaaaack!
Analog Hero, a company based out of Minnesota, has brought the 80’s Brick Phone back to life. This unlocked cell phone will work on any North American GSM network (Rogers in Canada). All you have to do is pop your SIM card into it and turn it on. Now you’re ready to turn some heads!
Who makes this Phone?
The phone is basically a replica of a Motorola phone. The case is brand new and re-branded as a “Motelona” phone, but the software itself is by Motorola (can you smell a lawsuit coming?). It’s not new software by any means. It’s about 5 years old…maybe even older. If you’ve had a Motorola phone within the last 10 years you will instantly recognize the user interface. It’s okay…not stellar, but does the job.
I can do what with this?!
There are a few things you can do on this phone that you couldn’t do back when Charles was in charge. A texting feature has been added. This is no Blackberry folks! Texting takes time and patience. For example, press the number 3 and the option to select D,E,F comes up on the screen. You have to press the left and right keys to select your letter then confirm your selection. The it’s off to the next letter in thw word you’re trying to type. It does predict words you are typing so that does speed things up. After playing around with it for awhile you kind of get the hang of it. While I personally prefer a QWERTY keyboard this is usable…just time consuming.
You can also listen to MP3’s, and watch videos. Video quality is far from great. But hey, what can you expect on a 1 inch by 1 inch screen. As for basic functions, they are all there. Phonebook, calendar, ringtones, calculator, alarm clock.
Limitations
There was at least one feature I couldn’t get to work during my time with the phone. While a web browser is included with the software I kept getting an error message when I tried to connect. I don’t think I was missing much as web browsing on this phone would not be ideal.
Bottom line
I will admit it is kind of fun to carry this brick of a phone around. You get a lot of funny looks. But the novelty does wear off after a while. It is big and bulky, and does not fit into your pocket. The features on the phone are also dated. Texting is cumbersome and video quality is poor. But at the same time you have to remember, this phone isn’t meant to be top of the line. It is a retro phone, made to turn heads. And it does a great job at that. If you’re a child of the 80’s but just can’t bring yourself to break out the spandex, feather your hair or grow a mullet…you might want to grab this!
The Good:
A real head turner!
Unlocked to work on GSM networks
New features added to an old phone
Cheap – $99
The Bad:
Software is dated
Texting is cumbersome
Video Quality Poor
Big and Bulky (But that’s the point!)
For purchase information check out www.analoghero.com