How many ways can we spell “catty” Bachelor fans? Let’s start with A-l-i. Then there’s V-i-e-n-n-a. How about A-s-h-l-e-i-g-h? We even saw a little catty in our Canadian girl J-e-s-s-i-e.
While the girls were swiping their claws at each other Apple Pie was out to make some cuts on tonight’s episode. The girls were split into RVs and took a trip up the California coast — BTW what a rip off compared to the Rocky Mountaineer the boys got to take last season on The Bachelorette! Jake led the cats up the coast on his motorcycle which he drives at a *very* safe RV like speed – Jake doesn’t actually drive a motorcycle producers just thought it would make him look hot.
GIA WANTS A POT BELLY
Gia is possibly the least catty of the bunch and gets her first one on one date with Jake. The two of them have *the* most Jr. High like date playing hide and seek, spin the bottle, then Jake pitches a tent in the backyard and the two of them roast some weinies. Oh comedy. Gia confesses that she want 2 kids, an adopted “girl from China” and “a pig….a pot belly pig”. I have to admit she is adorable and the two of them seem to be on the same sweet and innocent wavelength. Go Gia.
TENLEY’S FACE PLANT
Group date time! Jake takes 6 of the girls dune bashing and sand surfing. He tackles Tenley from behind and the two of them topple down the dune laughing and rolling around in front of the other ladies…they pick up a little too much momentum and Tenley smacks her face down into the sand! Poor Tenley gets a mouthful of dune. No worries, the Disney Princess ends up a mouthful of Apple Pie apres dinner! By that I mean Jake and DP make-out on a bench. Jake is all over Tenley it is so easy to see those two have a special connex. He might as well throw all the other roses into the campfire cause Tenley is *it*. IMHO.
ROSES AND ASHES
The dreaded 2 on 1 date – Ella and Kathryn. We know for sure one is going home – but Jake ends up breaking the rules *again*. Rebel! He tells Ella he has a greater attract to some of the other ladies (gotta give him points for honesty) and the single mom is sent off without desert. Kathryn thinks she’s safe but not the case. She gives him an earful about not paying attention to her (c’mon Kathryn – it’s The Bachelor, not The Monogamist). Apple Pie isn’t feeling so sweet. He tosses her rose into the fire and sends her packing too!
Jake continued the no rose trend at the rose ceremony opting to dis both Jessie and Ashleigh. Vienna ends up gets the last rose of the night. Is it me or is this not a shock? It was only a matter of time those two were sent home anyway. Vienna is doing a good job convincing Jake she has a place – still not too sure why all he other girls have such a hate-on. Even Tenley is a hater. And she is sweet as pie.