BIGGEST. TURTLENECK. EVER.
Tenley and Jake are like a match made in sweet heaven. How perfect was their date? I felt like I was watching a Disney family special. And I love all things Disney. From the trolley ride to the fortune cookies those two deserve to be together. Tenley + Jake = the perfect Apple Pie and Vanilla combo. The only thing that made me cringe on that date was the gargantuan turtle neck
Jake was wearing. Huge. His turtleneck was as large as Ed’s shorts were small last season. Not a fan of turtlenecks. Just my personal preference.
FAKETY FAKE FAKE TEARS
Oh Vienna. Why must you desperately try to squeeze out the tears to get attention? Maybe it’s an age thing but that girl has got to stop it with the fake crying. Vienna and Gia’s double date in the castle was so uncomfortable. AND creepy and weird thanks to Vienna. Stalk much? Obviously not an ordinary circumstance to begin with but Vienna seems to have a knack for making the situation even more awkward. Yet she always seems to get her way….ending up leaving with Jake thinking “dirty thoughts”. Gross. Vienna resembles Paris more and more every episode.
“HEART” APPEAL
Well who *wasn’t* won over by Corrie this episode? She is gorgeous, intelligent, and has great character. Like her alot. Did you see how Jake’s face lit up when she said she wanted to wait for marriage? Thought that would be the turning point for Corrie but no such luck. While Jake says this “isn’t about sex appeal it’s about heart appeal”, he still chose the one who snuck up in his bed vs. the one who wants to wait to build a relationship. Equals hypocrite.
OTHER NOTES
I think Ali is too self-sufficient for Mr. Pie. He seems to like the girls who make grand romantic gestures/need rescuing/want a daddy figure. 
Gia is beautiful and should do some daily affirmations or something.
Team Tenley!